history today was funny. cause all of us were kinda complaining that we didnt know how to write such a looooooooong essay or smthin like that. then miss johnson was like, " i thought you were science students? you take chem right?" class:" no, we dont take chem what. only two of them." miss j:" oh! then what subject combi you take? math, hist, econs and? oh lit ah. oh you take lit ah. Oh.......... lit. YOU'RE LIT STUDENTS? WAOLAO! THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WRITE LAH!" hhahahaha. it was sooooooo funny. hear it live. hearing things live allows you to appreciate it better.
we have a friggin chinese and history test next week. i'm so proud of my dearrrrrrrrrr soon-to-be-husband c.ronaldo! CAUSE. hes got the young player of the year award and PLAYER OF THE YEAR AWARD. love him to bits man(: and i want NATHAN HARTONO SONGS. OMGODDESS HIS VOICE. i'll date him just based on his voice. seriously. like who cares if he's younger than me.
see? that's how good his voice is. HAHA.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
HELLO! let me tell you about mr lee, he teaches our class for the bridging lessons for math and he's super hilarious lah!(: he is so friggin funny. he told us that he took the same combi as us, just that it was equivalent to 4H2s then, and he siad he dropped lit and hist. so we asked him why. hannah:" mr lee, why did you drop lit and history!" mr lee:" because there was so much to write, so many essays! they are so endless, so SCARY."
HAHAAHHAHA. damn funny. the way he said it was super hilarious. me ting2 and hannah were laughing buckets man. oh btw, he got 4As mind you.
ok. anyways! today! hmm, lemme say that i was super tired and i slept in the car for the whole journey gah! and tmr i have to go long jump. damn, i havent long jump-ed since pri 6. woohoo. i was munching today on the marshmallows today that jon had. HAHA. hannah noticed how greedy i was. shit. i have to control my hands. LOVED the drama announcement. esp when qazim and binni were doing their THANG. hahaha! binni and his "NO WAY. " and qazim's fantubulous bimbotic antics. nearly failed math test. but at least i passed. ermmmmmzz.z.z.z. what else. OH! YES, today during project work. sherman was at his high again! because right, tabby's a.k.a SNTM's math lect notes had all the disney stickers of the disney princesses. so dee dee went,
dee dee:"sherman, if you were to pick any of the princesses, which one would you pick and why?" sherman:" i would pick belle cause i can turn the prince back into a beast, cause right after he married her then very happy right, then i steal her away then he'll turn back into a beast. then, ill pick snow white cause she and the 7 dwarfs come in a package then right i can make them my slaves or something or sell them away." at this point, i was already like very wth. " then, i'll pic sleeping beauty cause she sleep all day then she won't come and bother me. i'll pick ariel cause she's hot (or smthin i couldnt really rmbr) then i'll pick jasmine cause she has a lamp then i can wish for stuff." THEN CAME THE EPITAMY. " i'll choose cinderella cause right like if i want to go anywhere, then we got no car right, " HONEY WE HAVE NO CAR!" so she just take the pumpkin and wish then it'll turn into a car." HAHAHAHAHAA. (: everyone was laughing like mad lah. super funny. and then bronson said he'll choose ariel cause she wears a bikini. TYPICAL BRONSON. then jon, clipped his hair side ways. -.- haha. and then he was being super friggin gay with sherman. poor sherman. no really, poor sherman.
and during the running away from our DM. like during drama.better not put his name, wait he'll start reading my blog! mr lee told us b.paul reads pples blogs. SCARY! ok anyways. i saw my dear sexy after she came back from dance! she looked GLAMOUROUS. just ask fergie. and yes, we had a super long hug.(: and she said it felt like gold with honors. IM SO HAPPPPPPPPPY FOR HER AND THE DANCE PPLE. she was so proud i tell you. it was like flooding cj i nearly drowned. HAHA. drama was fun lah we did mass dance again. HAAH. and i got home on the bus with keley,meiling, terrence, eriffin, and ian ketsu. HAHA. super funny. keley and i were trying to slam pple. so annoyingly FUNNNNNNNNNNN, can't stand it. so i sat down.
ooh and i hope annabelle did well for her ballet today!((: im sure she will lah. plus with the looks. maybe they'll like up her points by like 65426541524135416541. HAHAH. okok exaggerating.but yes. today was quite a fun day. OOH and louis did his dance again. HILARIOUS.
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
oh my goodness. after watching a snippet of blood diamond, where the dad goes to see the son at the rebels place, i couldn't watch anymore. seriously. the measures people will take to actually get something they want. the abuse of guns and military warfare. and the son, sheesh. i mean, most would just think its a damn good movie and all. but when the son said, "traitor, i dont want to see you, quick shoot him!" even after the dad told him that he was his dad, i wanted to cry right there. i know its a movie, but relate it to real life. these things do happen. its just that we don't get to see them. imagine your own son saying that to you. it feels like f**k man.
and when the father killed ( i think) that rebel leader or what. damn. it showed how,even a person with good values and all could throw it all away in one instant just because of threats or whatever. decompostion of human values all over.
shit. now even if i type the funny thing about what sherman said. i wouldnt be really cheered up so. anyway here goes. sherman was saying that day if mr fahy were to like order noodles he'd be like, " excuse me, could i have a bowl of noodles please?" " NOODLES!" " A BOWL OF F**KING NOODLES!"
haha. i've been swearing too much lately. its in the air. GAH. I HAVE TO STOP SWEARING SO MUCH. DAMN AND I JUST MISSED MY TV SHOW. argh.
promise to myself: no swearing and STUDY FOR THE tests coming up.
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Thursday, April 19, 2007
suddenly i wanna post. cause i suddenly rmbred what sherman said. " Linkin Park scares old people." then delphne and i gave a please-explain look " cause right, at first the music is very soft..." then he had this hand actions all and a super serious face. "then later it'll suddenly become like super loud. can you imagine?" then he did this super spaz-matic imitation of how a old person would react. but it was really funny. gosh. del and i were on the brink of rofl. (:
shit. i'm becoming less fit by the day. the inevitable cons of not joining a sport cca.
oh brave new world. like shut up.
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Monday, April 16, 2007
yo whats up people. i stayed up last night to watch UGLY BETTY! although i only caught like 30 mins of it. its good shit man. (: but, im afraid that it might turn into one of those desperate housewives shows. it starts off good then it goes downhill from there. like wth despo housewives is super crappy now. yuck. i watched ANTM CYCLE 7 TOO! ((: i watched it before but seriously. like wtheck. just watch it again. although i was trying to keep awake cause i was so damn bloody tired cause i only slept like a few hours the night before. askdhakhasliufhaigrngalkrg.
anyway. school today was aite. ended at one! YAY US. but had to stay back to do some GP stuff. and PW stuff. louis-a went mad. seriously, by the minute, he actually represented the reason why T.S. Eliot wrote the wasteland. I'M SO SERIOUS. grabbing jon and all and sherman. hmm. questionable really. after all he's just louis. and wth lah, i was saying something about learning european lagnuages instead of asian languages. then louis was like " ALEX! WHY! ITS YOUR ROOTS YOU KNOW." and i was like, " i dont remember a country named CHINDIA." "oh yeah.. right shit." then he started laughing to himself. how fiddly-doo.
oh and jon owes me one man. hahaha! CAUSE I ROCK. qoute " Alex you rock man!" ahahahaha. yes i know i do, thank you, thank you very much. and i chen ji hui to ask for chocolates. heh heh. cause there isnt much left at home. its all dark choco. YUCK. i don't like it. period. "jon,rmbr to bring choco tmr ok." " huh why?" " cause i rock rmbr?" " oh yeah. " and he continued packing his bag. and for a moment, he sounded like you godbro. HAHA. and he has this oh-so-cute bro who is like 5! OH MY TIAN RIGHT. (: his bro looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute. unlike him. HAHA OOPS. i better not say anything. wait ill loose my choco.
DEE DEE IS SO DAMN CUTE LAH. her face is sooooooooooooooooo friggin nice to pinch. like a hamster. SO CUTE. so many hamster lookalikes. joy, hannah, and denise. TEEHEE.(: denise felt sad cause she said thatttttttttt...... " i feel like her a soft toy, always pinch my cheeks." HAHAA. so cute right, (: so many hamsters. she looks like hamtaro. SO CUTE!
choir prac was funny! right. because everyone was discussing where they were going. so aunty karen and uncle anselm said "we are going to see the holy father, benedict." HAHA. then kenneth was like, " oh, you guys are going to see ben?" (as in benedict from our choir) then uncle anselm said, " no, its the pope, pope benedict." then kenneth was like, "oh, it wuold be good if he could join our choir..." HAHAHA. " then every mass we will be singing VIVAT VIVAT." then he imitated the lector " for the entrance hymn, we will be singing vivat AGAIN. " hahahaha and he did it really sacarstically. (: i was laughing like crazy lah.
ok that's all. frida GRACE ho and ting2 coming later!(: can't wait. mm-hmm!
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Saturday, April 14, 2007
QUOTES BY MISS PARIS HILTON. super funny.
"The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. Whatever."
"I'm the nicest, most loyal person in the world when it comes to my friends. I would really do almost anything to make sure they're happy.But I only want friends who are there for me just like I'm there for them. Otherwise it's too painful."
"I'm serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It's something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I'm getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress"
"I can't walk the streets. It's too embarrassing. I don't want to go out anymore. I don't want to party." RIGHT.
"One of my heroes is Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks great doing it." this is the most blondest statements ever. seriously. other that pamela anderson's
"I don't recommend surgery at all. Women's bodies are beautiful as they are, and I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts my whole life." which became ironic yes?
THIS IS EVEN WORSE. "My doctor says, "You have hepatitis C." And I go, "Okay, how do I get rid of it?" And he's like, "You can't. This is what you're going to die from." I was in the middle of shooting VIP; I didn't know what to do. This wash came over my body. And then the doctor says, "Do you know how you got it?" I said no. And he said, "Your husband never told you he had it?" It kind of threw me for a while. Obviously, it's a hard thing to tell someone, but I wish he could have had the nerve to tell me. Obviously, his ego was more important than my life."
how much blonder could you get.
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YO HO. went out with my babes yesterday. chris couldnt come lah. SADDENING.): but anyways. had fun! bev looks good, as usual, and so do all of them. HAHA. mingser looks nice with braces and vivi had these nice pair of earrings that she made!(: was the earliest. wow. first time seh. and then bev came,glad then viv and iming. HAHA. ate at NEW YORK NEW YORK at AMK hub. soooooooo awesome. i loved the chicken i ordered. so much. filling.(: and then CHOCOLATE OREO CHIP MILKSHAKE. GORGEOUS.(: were talking and all. gossip meter: 15. WOAH. esp when i told them about my disgusting and stupid incident about me puking in my bag. i know. wth alex. why did u puke in ur bag. at least i was CIVIC MINDED! damn. gladys was laighing so hard for like super super long. gosh. and this small boy from the table behind us actually turned around and got up to see what was the matter. but he's so cute lah! and im not a paedophile ok. when bev and iming said hi, he smiled and turned back to sit down. he had this super cute face. like a monkey. HAHAHA.(:
i just realised i missed them like sooooooooooooooooo much. damn. its been a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. gotta have meet ups often now. why did O levels seperate us! nvm. reunite in uni. right. damn easy lah.
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
jon tan, my class jon and my godbro jon tan are soooooooooooooooo friggin similar. here's why. 1. they are both tanned like hell. 2. they have the same names!(: 3. both were from all guys schools. 4. both are super sporty! and are super fit. 5. both have the same hairstyle! ONLY that jon tan, my god bro, has a MUCH thinner fringe than the other jon tan. SEXT RIGHT. (: i know. i have come to many conclusions over the past few days. cause i've been art-fart-rised. right. all essay type things. must think. but i think about all the other unimportant stuff. gee-whiz.
do i look like a chipmunk? dee dee said i did. ): hhaaha. well at least she thinks i looks cute. (: i think. /: and then this sherman was like yeah! she looks like a chipmunk. -.- and then jon was like," eh u remind me of someone..." after 574687136846341 years, he goes" OH YEAH! you look like CHIP AND DALE! WTH. i was like huh. chip and dale. right. then he was like," but they are cute what!" and i was like," so does it mean you think i'm cute?" HAHAHAA. then he was like " er...........er....er........" hahahaha. damn funny. i kept hitting sherman cause he was making me laugh and i didnt want to laugh too much. then he was like STOP HITTING ME. gosh. his impersonations are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good. damn esp his issac lim one. WOW.
thank god louis and del del said i dont look like a chipmunk. PPLE if you want, leave ur views on whether i look like chipmunk. PLEASE SAY I DONT! right.
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
AND I AIN'T SAYING SHE'S A GOLDIGGER. hahaha!(: decided to be kanye west for awhile after watching TOUCH THE SKY on mtv. it was kinda funny. esp the last part where the plane crashed. like wth. and whats with pamela anderson in the video? yuck. it takes a bimbo to wreck a music video.
ZANYWAYS! AMI wasn't terribly fantastic today. songs were all latina spanish kind of songs. and jennifer lopez was their special guest. whatever man. she's so useless. my mum was like, she must have BEGGED to be on AMI. HAHAA! first time she's funny. nahhhhhh just kidding.(: she ruined their songs. darn. and sanjaya stinks. people. PLEASE STOP VOTING FOR HIM! goodness. he can't bloody sing. i think even gabriel sounds better than him. ok wait, maybe i take that back. BUT WHATEVER. STILL BLEAGH.
drama today! school today! i vote: DRAMA. why? duh. its dramariffic!(: went to arab street to get some stuff for the banner. actually we just got cloth and paints will be tmr! but GOSH. i saw this super duper nice sari! OH MY GOD. DID ALEX JUST SAY SARI? THE LAST THING SHE'LL WEAR? yeah i did. damn. but its really nice. of course it doesnt look like the traditional one and all, its a bit modern and all but its REALLY REALLY NICE. it'll look nice on a northern indian. really. gorgeous. cailing is sick minded. tsk tsk. we were playing with, ok not playing. but using HELL LOT of shu-anne's post-its. HAHA. cailing was advertising her birthday and so was meiling. and then gabby comes and goes, " eh stop copying me lah!" hahahahaha! ok. forgot to say we ate icecream!!! really gorgeous. nice shit.
am listening to THE PONYTAIL PARADE. dont know what the shit its about. but im just listening to it cause someone recommended it to me. the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ alphabet person. er. YEAH. and that was like 2 months ago. its quite annoying actually. doesnt really strike me as a nice song. SORRY! alamak. i sound like mr cowell. crap.
OK WANT TO SLEEP. BBALL FOR PE TMR. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, April 07, 2007
oh and i forgot. moses mohan can't run. HAHA. take that.
thanks ting!(:
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let me tell you about 2 bimbos. they are hannah and krystal chung. yes they look so alike, they are almost twins.
me: krys, could you lend me your blue hairband please! you wear the my white one ok ok pleaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... krys: don't want lah! i dont want to look like hannah! (gives a pissed off look and grabs her hairband back from me and storms off to class.) me? i just gave a super wth look. and hannah was laughing and squealing like her usual hamster self.
two days later... krys: hannah can lend me money please? hannah: go away lah! i dont want to lend you. GO AWAY! I dont want to see your face! so ugly!
me? i just fainted.
and hannah was like, yeah alex i realise that im insulting myself. and then she gave me CPR so i would wake up. kidding! (: bimbotic twins. GOD.
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Thursday, April 05, 2007
things that happened today. well. today we had this maunndy thursday reflection thinngy in school. was kinda cool and stuff. i liked the song why. TOTALLY AWESOME.(: very touching and all. (: and i washed dee-dee and joy's feet. so cute. when joy and dee dee washed my feet it was super ticklish lah. esp when joy did it. HAHA.(: pe was fun! cause it was bball. damn do i miss playing bball. nostalgia! louis gotta new song. WHY NOT!
yesterday,was more interesting. had drama and ZHAO came back! that piece of patrick. was disturbing chao, as in chao hao that he looked like zhao and all. he got pissed. haha! then he was chasing hannah around. hannah,krys,cailing,meling and kazim and me were all trying to find out who terrence likes. HAHAHA. so funny. and they were testing makeup on pple and stuff. and during PW. holy moley. jonathan,bronson, A.K.A johnson and louis and sherman were making all of us laugh like crazy! esp when johnson and louis all put on hairbands and stuff. super hilarious. and jon had this pose. GOD. hilarious. im gonna put it up soon. I HAD BETTER. HAHAHAHAH WORLDWIDE HUMILIATION.
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Hello gorgeous pple!(: yes today school was fine and all. esp PW time. got our books and all. and jonathan like pinned his fringe. so funny. i told him to like clip it up, but duh he didnt want to. duh. anyways. yes. after school hannah tingting and i felt like eating at the coffeeshop outside zh. cause we really really missed the food! krystal chung came along. and so did louis-a. HAHA. (: then we talked and all and we went to macs to accompany louis to eat cause he didnt feel home. right. then we had a long nice chat and stuff. interesting really. esp about someone being a model. random noise: MM-HMM.
oh btw. it aint me. duh im not so YA KNOW. duh much.